What's with all the craziness over Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie?

I'm a straight guy 100% and i don't get why these two are considered the hottest women on earth. Yes they're hot but not enough to be obseesed with them. I bet i could have a regular conversation wih either of them and not get horny or intimidated and i'm a horngod. I prefer women with *** and curves and neither of them have that.